Patriot Swim Trunks
Patriot Swim Trunks
Patriot Swim Trunks
Patriot Swim Trunks
Patriot Swim Trunks
Patriot Swim Trunks
Patriot Swim Trunks

Patriot Swim Trunks

Regular price $49.99
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Size
Only 11 items in stock!

Details:

  • 9" inseam
  • 92% polyester, 8% spandex
  • Mesh lining
  • Interior lining - 88% polyester, 12% spandex
  • Machine wash cold

Sizing:

  • Fits true to size. Go with your regular size. 
  • Male model shown (Parker) is wearing a size Large.

Description:

Introducing the "Patriot Swim Trunks": a wild ride through the redneck wonderland of summertime shenanigans, where hot dogs sizzle on the grill and fireworks light up the sky like a shotgun blast on the Fourth of July! These swim trunks are like a backyard cookout gone rogue, with a side of explosive patriotism that'll have Uncle Bubba yellin', "Yee Yee!"

Crafted from a fabric tougher than your grandma's cast-iron skillet, these swim trunks are as durable as a monster truck crushin' beer cans and as comfortable as a front porch swing on a lazy Sunday afternoon. But what sets them apart is the patriotic design that'll have Lady Liberty herself doin' a double-take and wonderin' where she can get a pair.

Now, this ain't your run-of-the-mill patriotic design. Oh no, we've taken it up a notch with a redneck twist that'll make Uncle Sam himself chuckle in approval. Picture this: a sea of hot dogs, grillin' up a storm on a backdrop of fireworks explodin' in all their glory. It's like the most American picnic you've ever seen, complete with mustard stains and sparkler-induced mayhem.

These swim trunks are more than just swimwear; they're a declaration of your love for all things red, white, and blue, with a side of grease and gunpowder. Whether you're divin' into the river, doin' cannonballs off the dock, or just loungin' by the kiddie pool with a cold drink, these trunks will make you the star-spangled hero of any backyard bash.

So, if you're a freedom-lovin', firework-explodin', hot dog-scarfin' redneck ready to make a splash at your next summer gathering, these swim trunks are callin' your name. Slip 'em on, grab a handful of sparklers, and let the world know that you're the life of the party, one cannonball and belly flop at a time. Get ready to make waves, eat like a champion, and light up the night sky with a glorious explosion of redneck pride!

Customer Reviews

Based on 15 reviews
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Bennett O. (Seattle, WA, US)
Bad mamma Jamma

Love it

X
Xavier F. (Portsmouth, VA, US)
They look and feel amazing

Love it

J
Josh H. (Salt Lake City, UT, US)
These are shorts rock

These have to be the best swim trunks ever. Super comfy and flexible.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 15 reviews
80%
(12)
7%
(1)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
13%
(2)
B
Bennett O. (Seattle, WA, US)
Bad mamma Jamma

Love it

X
Xavier F. (Portsmouth, VA, US)
They look and feel amazing

Love it

J
Josh H. (Salt Lake City, UT, US)
These are shorts rock

These have to be the best swim trunks ever. Super comfy and flexible.